A eulogy

Tonight I have sad news to report. During the 10 o'clock hour on the evening of April 8th, 2008, my dear friends, Left and Right Orange Asics Running Shoe passed away while sacrificing themselves on the gym floor in an epic struggle of head-to-head maniacal basketball competition.

Lefty and Righty ran many miles together over their long, enjoyable two year life on Brian's left and right feet. They played in many victorious basketball games, enjoyed the beauty of Zion National Park, chased dogs, walked around and looked sweet, and enjoyed many delightful moments of sensory overload from breathtaking aromas.

Lefty and Righty will be placed in a memorial where they can be forever remembered for their great lives of shoeness.

I did not see any bunnies