Last night's dream

Last night I was dreaming about eating. Eating a lot!
I was out somewhere with a group of friends.
I was pigging out.
I think there was meat, ice cream, I can't remember what else.
Around the end of the dream I realized that I might be getting fat and that I should probably stop eating and go weigh myself to see how much weight I had gained and take appropriate measures in response...

So I wake up at 4:09am, get a glass of water, hobble to my front bathroom...and hop on the scale!

Still a sweet 165!