Derby?

Saturday afternoon
A wooden bat.
A bag of baseballs
Five dudes
One goal.
Hit as many home runs as possible

So what do you call a home run derby where nobody hits a home run?

My, my, my stapler...

There it is, in all it's glory.
The red Swing Line.
On my desk where it belongs.

Take this, Comcast!

Last night I had a dream that I bought an HDTV antenna. My dreams have never let me down in the past, so when I woke up this morning I headed over to Best Buy to see what they had.
I ended up purchasing the RCA Amplified Indoor Antenna.
$58 after tax. A one-time fee.
I'm now picking up about 25 channels, several of which are in HD.
I used to pay $70/month for Comcast HD.
Now if only I could figure out how to get ESPN...

I recommend this to anyone that does not watch much TV, hates Comcast, and wants to be able to catch an occasional Braves one-run loss.

Here's how we're looking

Now I can watch Matlock when I'm home sick ;)

Meet my feet (don't be afraid, there is nothing gross)

So I forgot to mention earlier that my physical summer goal has been decided.

Push-ups
200 of them
No stopping or pausing.
Yea, that's a lot of push-ups.

Today's weigh in while able to do 33 push-ups while laughing:
















I am off to a good start. I did about 130 push-ups last night and swam 2400 feet tonight. More updates to come as the summer heats up.

Last nights small group

So last night at small group...
Akash - "All small group has to have a physical goal for the summer. Chambers, what is yours?"
Me - "I don't know."

After much stalling...

Me - "Maybe I'll do push-ups."
Akash - "how many can you do right now?"
Me - "I don't know, probably at least 50."
Akash - "Lets do push-ups now to see how many so we can base it off that".

In the midst of laughing and slipping on the wood floor, I did 33.

Then Andy gets a brilliant idea to do 10 push-ups every minute for 20 minutes. We all think its a great idea. The music starts blaring, shirts come off, the rest is history!

I can barely move my arms.

Where is my pizza?

I ordered pizza at 10:11pm. That's when my confirmation email was sent.
46-56 minutes.
Its 11:29
No pizza...
Not cool

When you're bored a theology test does wonders

Take the theology test and post your results in the comments. I did not make the test so don't get mad at me when you run across stupid questions.

Here are my results. Turns out I am a heathen after all...